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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 10:21

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

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Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?

HELLO

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

Sure no problem officer.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

After a few moments he returns.